Quotable Quotations

Alessandra’s VMs to Sarah

VOICEMAIL #1

“You’re not gonna believe this shit. He wants me to call him. (five minutes of description…) So I don’t know what to do, do I call him? I know if I call him, I’ll rip his mother fucking head off because you know, you know Sarah, I can’t let him win this one. You know me. You know how I am…[sigh]… So what do I do? Do I call him or not? I don’t know. [breath] Call me back.”

VOICEMAIL #2

“So I called him”