Quotable Quotations
November 8, 2009
“It’d have to be hard, but in like a wide way…”
— Sarah, trying to explain a questionable photograph
November 8, 2009
Relativity
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Alessandra:Well, I wasn't that harsh. It was like my version of harsh.
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Sarah:What?! That's like saying Hitler's version of rough.
November 8, 2009
“It’s like my blog fairytale!!!”
— Sarah
September 27, 2009
“Put that on the blog.”
— Sarah and Alessandra about anything remotely funny
September 27, 2009
“You should see some of these farms. Sometimes I look at them and think, ‘I want to be that kind of farmer.’”
— Alessandra, on Farmville
July 15, 2009
Zipster
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Alessandra:Remember when we found out Zipster wasn't real?
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Sarah:No. I don't even want to remember that. I want to keep living the lie.
July 14, 2009
Anu-isms
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Sarah:Anu always says "out for the count."
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Alessandra:I don't get that. Who's counting?
July 14, 2009
“Differentiating artists is a matter of the ratio between pleasuring the art and masturbating.”
— Sarah, drunk on the subway
July 14, 2009
“Even your hair on the shower wall is crazy.”
— Sarah to Alessandra
July 13, 2009
“You’re playing Solitaire, bare-breasted, in your driveway.”
— Alessandra stating the facts to Sarah
July 13, 2009
“Remember the mountain lion last night?”
— Sarah to Alessandra
July 13, 2009
“These people are coming from church- they can’t see my breasts.”
— Sarah to Alessandra in the car in front of St. Helena’s
July 13, 2009
“I’m going…”
— Alessandra
July 13, 2009
“I have like a million coupons to Rita’s. They think I have five kids.”
— Alessandra to Sarah on how she gets free ices
July 13, 2009
Doubtful
“Well, she’s in charge of it, so I’m tickled to see how far that goes…”
- Alessandra to Sarah
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